i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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