he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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