Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this