She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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