i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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