this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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