drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Sorry my hands just texted you
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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