We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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