I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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