I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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