I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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