Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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