so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i believe in u and ur pee
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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