You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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