Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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