shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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