bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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