I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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