I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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