so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
