You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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