when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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