I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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