The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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