In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm too high and old for this...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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