How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you traded sex for a burrito?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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