is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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