I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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