Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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