dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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