yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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