dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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