Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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