U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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