All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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