why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
