Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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