I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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