Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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