Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
