it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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