i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I intend to get homeless drunk
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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