so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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