ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid