This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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