do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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