I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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