he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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