ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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