I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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