I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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