What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do vagina's smell?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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