i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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