This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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