I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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