Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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