He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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