so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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