my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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